Monday, December 06, 2004

Listen up, all you moms

"My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim." Paula Poundstone


The Lioness said...

Ohhhh, such PERFECT timing!!! (Have you patented your little device yet BTW?) (My URL has a hyphen instead of an underscore now, it was giving people too much grief)

Savtadotty said...

I hit a snag in developing The Mother Voice Filter.

When it works, it filters out all the useless (or worse) things your mother says to you before you hear them, and all you're left with is the rest. If there is no rest, you get your favorite music playing instead.

I did a test on the latest build with human subjects, and discovered there are still some bugs in the operating system. Back to the drawing-board...