Now, you might ask, "Why would anyone want to do that?"
The right question is "How much would someone be willing to pay to do that?"
Or maybe, "How can I turn that into something guys/girls will swoon over and make me beloved by millions?"
Anyhow, ours not to reason why. Just tell your fans you learned it from Savtadotty. And don't worry that I'm losing my marbles. I was always like this. Just ask my kids.