Just got a call from Sharon. The bank statement I provided to her is not adequate to move my standing orders. I have to supply her with an official list, obtainable only from Bank Mizrahi. Sharon claims that I can get one from any of the several Mizrahi automatic information machines sprinkled around town, but I just know the first one I pick will be out of service. I think I'll have to schedule an expedition to Ramat Aviv one morning. Ugh.