Spanglemonkey. So far my only competition is Keith. After watching Keith's video CV (36MB), I realize that we have very different qualifications, and therefore a choice of one does not reflect (!) badly on the other, but merely a different need. Note: I also do contact lens care. And cataract implant post-op.
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